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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!" | | | |
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