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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum cant produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks." | | | |
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