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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, "Maam, I suggest you weigh your son." | | | |
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