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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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