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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, maam. Its Brendan." | | | |
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