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Category:	Food jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	27

Joke:	"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We justtell them straight out that theyre going to die."

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