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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No maam, theyre dead." | | | |
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