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| 1. | Category: Food jokes |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.Would you like a cherry on the top ? asked the waitress.No, thanks, said the girl... more | |
| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more | |
| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?A: Nacho cheese!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more |
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