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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.I want to buy three trout, he said to the owner. But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.Why should I do that? the owner asked.So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish! | | | |
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