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| "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would have been forty pounds."... more | |
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| Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!... more | |
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| "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Janes best friend."Why shouldnt I?" said Jane."Well, maybe he is having an affair?""No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."... more | |
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| The fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?""Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so... more | |
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| What part of a fish weighs the most ? Its scales !... more | |
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| How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.... more | |
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| Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait.The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait...so he go... more | |
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| What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!... more | |
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| Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "Ive suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in... more | |
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| Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didnt catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.... more |
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