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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. "Little boy," she called, "dont you know you shouldnt go fishing on a Sunday?" "Im not going fishing, maam," he called back, "Im going home." | | | |
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