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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes." | | | |
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