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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?" | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Fishing jokes  | | MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by."What are ye doing?" asked OBannon."Fishin," said MacAndrews."Caught anything?""Ach, nae a... more
| | 2. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"... more
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| | 5. | Category: Fishing jokes | | What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !... more
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| | 7. | Category: Fishing jokes | | What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?Fished, but he didnt catch much. He only had two worms !... more
| | 8. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".... more
| | 9. | Category: Fishing jokes | | A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope."Thats what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remar... more
| | 10. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandsons teacher: No, but Ive been fishing in shorts.... more
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