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Category:	Fishing jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it wont make him truthful.

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