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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | "Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!" "Between the eyes?" | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Fishing jokes  | | Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I cant swim. Please save her. Ill give you a h... more
| | 2. | Category: Fishing jokes | | An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadnt had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their boxStrangly though, every Sunday the w... more
| | 3. | Category: Fishing jokes | | How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.... more
| | 4. | Category: Fishing jokes | | What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.... more
| | 5. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third... more
| | 6. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.... more
| | 7. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didnt catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.... more
| | 8. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Why are fish so smart?They are always in schools!... more
| | 9. | Category: Fishing jokes | | Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!""That bad, huh""She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly... more
| | 10. | Category: Fishing jokes | | What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!... more
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