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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss."I just cant see myself coming to work, so Im going fishing instead..." | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Fishing jokes  | | How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.... more
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