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Category:	Fishing jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope."Thats what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesnt know the first thing about shark fishing."

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