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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait.The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait...so he got up and walk across the water. After 3 hours of fishing they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom. The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, "Should we have told him where the rocks were? " | | | |
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