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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, h... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? "Theres more there than meets the sty."... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says."Where can I... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Lets have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Lets kill a pig."The... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "youll have to go by yourself!"... more
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