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| What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? "Theres more there than meets the sty."... more | |
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| Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking companys fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didnt you say, at the... more | |
| 3. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!... more | |
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| A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. Th... more | |
| 5. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk arou... more | |
| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says."Where can I... more | |
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| Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to... more | |
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| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more | |
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| A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?No, sir, replied the young man proudly. `But youre on crutches. You must have ha... more |
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