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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked the farmer.Safer than you are! was his answer.... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His names Roy. Hell get all your hens pregnant. Hes a real stud." So the farm... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.They were welcome... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farme... more
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