| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "youll have to go by yourself!"... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. Wh... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking companys fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didnt you say, at the... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was,... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.They were welcome... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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