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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His names Roy. Hell get all your hens pregnant. Hes a real stud." So the farm... more
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| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.""I wont be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, h... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem."Hmmm...mufflers loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench.... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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