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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked the farmer.Safer than you are! was his answer. | | | |
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