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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.They were welcome... more
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| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His names Roy. Hell get all your hens pregnant. Hes a real stud." So the farm... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called... more
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| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "Thats once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said,... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didnt move.Then the farmer ho... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem."Hmmm...mufflers loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench.... more
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