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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothin... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farm... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cows ear. The farmer didnt think much about it, until the bug squirte... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmers soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?"Not even looking at t... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. Wh... more
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