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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone ! | | | |
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