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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "youll have to go by yourself!" | | | |
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