| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, h... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmers soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?"Not even looking at t... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.They were welcome... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farm... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothin... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?No, sir, replied the young man proudly. `But youre on crutches. You must have ha... more
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