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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "Its your cow." | | | |
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