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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.""I wont be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree". | | | |
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