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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday. | | | |
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