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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothin... more
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