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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem."Hmmm...mufflers loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench.... more
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| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
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