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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. Wh... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says."Where can I... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another."Maybe I dont know what Im talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shoo... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farme... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called... more
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