| 1. | Category: Farmer jokes  | | Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.... more
| | 2. | Category: Farmer jokes | | Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and... more
| | 3. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more
| | 4. | Category: Farmer jokes | | An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Lets have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Lets kill a pig."The... more
| | 5. | Category: Farmer jokes | | How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
| | 6. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farm... more
| | 7. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farme... more
| | 8. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks."Thats a l... more
| | 9. | Category: Farmer jokes | | FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.... more
| | 10. | Category: Farmer jokes | | A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?No, sir, replied the young man proudly. `But youre on crutches. You must have ha... more
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