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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "Thats once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "Thats twice."After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer didnt say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."The farmer said, "Thats once." | | | |
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