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| | Category: | Farmer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cows ear. The farmer didnt think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. | | | |
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