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| A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told himself, "Im a fire chief, Im not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in... more
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| Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more
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| There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,... more
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| Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadnt seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loos... more
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| A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You cant park anywhere near this place!"... more
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| Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!... more
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| Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more
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| If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more
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| Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Towns Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didnt know you were a fireman!"Tom replied, "Im not, but my girlfriends husban... more
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| Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).... more
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