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| | Category: | Firefighter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam."Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze. | | | |
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