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| What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"... more
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| The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasnt spread to the canteen yet, sir."... more
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| A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural... more
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| A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean?"Thats easy, each time one of your friends mess up on e... more
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| 5. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?A: FIRETRUCK.... more
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| A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.""Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do... more
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| 7. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... more
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| 8. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).... more
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| 9. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You cant park anywhere near this place!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more
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