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| Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" TheSon said, "A Mickey Mouse Ou... more
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| 2. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matadors costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning... more
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| 3. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.... more
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| 4. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| All of the firefighters at my station are quick. Theyre even "fast" asleep!... more
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| 5. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the triggerto release the... more
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| 6. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother r... more
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| 7. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time thenone day they passed a ver... more
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| 8. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.""Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do... more
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| 9. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,... more
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| 10. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more
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