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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said."Why, was he disappointed with the view?""No, he fell over the edge." | | | |
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