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| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more | |
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| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more | |
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| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more | |
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| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more | |
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| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more | |
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| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimist.... more | |
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| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more | |
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| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!... more | |
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| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more | |
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| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more |
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