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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face.""Tell him youve already got one," said his father. | | | |
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