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Category:	Face jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	15

Joke:	Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.

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