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| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !... more | |
| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more | |
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| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more | |
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?... more | |
| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out.... more |
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