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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died. "Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boys name? Because I dont know him, but his face rings a bell." | | | |
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