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| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more | |
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| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more | |
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| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces dont like them being pulled.... more | |
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| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more | |
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| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more | |
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| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shoc... more | |
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| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrinkly !... more | |
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| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !... more | |
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| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more | |
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| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more |
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