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| | Category: | Face jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses ! | | | |
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